Judgmental, but helpful

About Room Roast

Room Roast turns room design feedback into something people actually want to hear—and share. Upload a photo, get a witty AI roast, and discover the decisions holding your space back.

The joke is only the beginning. Every verdict is built to lead toward useful fixes, from smarter layout choices to three concrete product swaps that can change the room without changing apartments.

We are building for renters, first-apartment decorators, and anyone who knows their space feels off but cannot explain why. No design vocabulary or intimidating consultation required.

Think your room can take it?

Let Room Roast deliver the verdict—and the path forward.