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Upload the evidence
Drop in one clear room photo. No measurements, mood board, or design vocabulary required.
AI interior honesty engine
Your room asked for brutal honesty.
Upload a photo for a witty AI design roast, then get three concrete swaps that can rescue the space. Funny enough to share. Useful enough to act on.
Start with one free roast. No design degree required.
Sample verdict
“The lamp is doing emotional support for the entire room.”
The founder promise
Sharp jokes. Straight answers.
Specific feedback, not generic décor filler
Clear product recommendations with no pressure to buy
Your room photo is used to generate your result
Photo to fix list
Three steps between chaos and character.
Room Roast turns one image into feedback you will remember—and a plan you can actually use.
02
Get the verdict
Room Roast spots the awkward layout, tired décor, and suspicious design decisions—then delivers a witty, useful roast.
Style, layout, lighting, color, clutter—nothing escapes the analysis.
03
Fix what got roasted
Receive three concrete, buyable swaps selected to make the biggest visible difference without rebuilding the room.
Choose your damage
A quick laugh or the whole rescue.
Start with the verdict, then choose a complete redesign plan when you are ready to fix what got roasted.
The post-roast glow-up
Full Room Roast
A personalized Full Room Roast with a redesign plan.
$19per room
- Personalized design roast
- A practical redesign plan
- Curated, buyable product swaps
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Before you upload
Fair questions. Unfiltered answers.
Your room can take it
Upload the room. Face the roast.
Get the laugh, learn what is off, and leave with a smarter next move.